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Post by BrokenSword on Jun 10, 2008 7:08:56 GMT -6
HOLY COW, Bab!
Congratulations! I'm thinkin' that Mr. Montana Bab is a luckier man than you let on.
We'll have to celebrate your 50th in some way special. If negotiations with priemerlonghorns goes well.... we can have buffalo burgers. (with lots of steak sauce)
B(ar-b-que) S(oon)
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Post by Tricia on Jun 10, 2008 7:28:20 GMT -6
I've got the feeling, M, that we'll be eating more than buffalo burgers if your bid is successful: buffalo ribs, buffalo steak, buffalo pot roast, buffalo toenails, Rocky Mountain oysters, buffalo guts, buffalo foix gras ... and we'll fashion some buffalo party hats and coats and blankets, and shirts .... This is starting to sound like my mother's infamous zucchini gardens of the 1970s. In other words, be careful what you wish for ...
Are you sure you want to do this? How about a lovely cake? --t.
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Post by Diane Merkel on Jun 10, 2008 8:14:09 GMT -6
Hey, Buffalo Slayer! Tonka is a pet, not dinner. You feed him not eat him!
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Post by Tricia on Jun 10, 2008 8:16:33 GMT -6
Tell that to your cats, Diane.
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Post by biggordie on Jun 10, 2008 8:42:34 GMT -6
Does Diane eat her cats? And don't forget the buffalo tongue, hump and brain and buffalo tail soup..........
Gordie
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Post by BrokenSword on Jun 10, 2008 10:11:25 GMT -6
Tricia - "...I've got the feeling, M, that we'll be eating more than buffalo burgers if your bid is successful..."
You can bet your watering mouth on THAT! Don't forget: buffalo stew, buffalo brisket, buffalo sausage and, YES! OH YES!! Buffalo gravy...well... needless to say, the possibilities are without limit.
"... and we'll fashion some buffalo party hats and coats and blankets, and shirts .... This is starting to sound like my mother's infamous zucchini gardens of the 1970s. In other words, be careful what you wish for ...
Are you sure you want to do this? How about a lovely cake?..."
Sure, I'm sure! I am a master at delegation. Darkcloud can write out the 'festive' invitations.
BS
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Post by BrokenSword on Jun 10, 2008 10:41:16 GMT -6
Diane - "...Hey, Buffalo Slayer! Tonka is a pet, not dinner. You feed him not eat him!..."
'Buffalo Slayer'. I LIKE THAT! It gives the impression that I am not actually afraid to get within 300 yards of one of those beasts.
Animals need to know their rightful place in the world. N'est-ce pas? My two noble dogs, 'Mr. Muffin' and 'Poochie,' understand that if worse comes to worst, they will end up on the menu as well. It's good for them to understand that, and they are soooo cute about it.
Each is trying to prove he is more valuable than the other. Mr. Muffin has learned to run get me a beer, but Pooshie mixes one heck of a Margarita. It will be tough to decide, but life presents us with these challenges daily.
BS
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Post by Montana Bab on Jun 10, 2008 15:13:47 GMT -6
We'll have to celebrate your 50th in some way special. If negotiations with priemerlonghorns goes well.... we can have buffalo burgers. (with lots of steak sauce)B(ar-b-que) S(oon) Buffalo Slayer! NO, NO, NO!!! I refuse to celebrate 50 years of wedded bliss by devouring BUFFALO BURGERS! My one and only attempt to down a buffalo burger left me with the worst case of indigestion that you can imagine! I felt like I had a gigantic rock in my mid-section that left me with a 'huggermugger' which means DISORDER! Thanks, anyway, I'll just settle for one of those beers your little puppies fetch! No B&B (Buffalo Burgers!)
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Post by Tricia on Jun 10, 2008 15:27:17 GMT -6
Actually, Kathlene ... don't write buffalo burgers off entirely until you've tried mine. My parents were very frightened of eating the flesh of the beast until I BBQed them some wonderment. I use a dry rub, mesquite marinade, and a secret ingredient to keep the things from becoming dry, even if you like 'em well-done. Now since I have "conditins," I have to do buffalo if I ever want a burger again!
Or you could be like me when it comes to pina coladas ... once bitten, forever shy. Never ever! --t.
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Post by biggordie on Jun 10, 2008 16:31:50 GMT -6
Kathlene:
You're supposed to take out a small portion of the rump and grind it up ala hamburger, not put the head on a hamburger bun. Them horns'll getcha ever tahm.
Gordie
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Post by Montana Bab on Jun 10, 2008 16:49:40 GMT -6
Kathlene: You're supposed to take out a small portion of the rump and grind it up ala hamburger, not put the head on a hamburger bun. Them horns'll getcha ever tahm. Gordie Gordie, As my Dad was making the buffalo burgers, he kept winking at my Mom. Something tells me now that he either knew I was in for it.....or 'them horns' was what did the deed! Either way...those buffalo are safe from me! Bab
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Post by Montana Bab on Jun 10, 2008 16:56:29 GMT -6
Or you could be like me when it comes to pina coladas ... once bitten, forever shy. Never ever! --t. Trish, my dear, I think I'll pass on the mesquite marinaded buffalo burgers , and as for the pina coladas, I also will NEVER partake of any drink with a funny name. I once was enticed to try "pink squirrels" and "grasshoppers", only nobody told me you shouldn't MIX them. Needless to say, it was a great way to TURN PURPLE! I made a rule of keeping it BEER. Regards~ Kathlene
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Post by Diane Merkel on Jun 10, 2008 22:53:59 GMT -6
Let me be the first: Don't mix Pink Squirrels and Grasshoppers.
I don't drink anything I can't pronounce after two of them.
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Post by clw on Jun 12, 2008 11:16:49 GMT -6
And never drink Aquavit with a Dane. Never.
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Post by gocav76 on Jul 28, 2008 15:40:48 GMT -6
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