Post by biggordie on Jun 23, 2008 0:13:36 GMT -6
The world has become a lesser place with the passing of George Carlin, who brought a little self-awareness to those who paid attention.
He was only 71, and it brings home our own mortality. I keep thinking that I am immortal; but every time someone of about my own age passes on, I stop for a moment, and think - but then I say to myself "Nah."
I'm sure that we all have our favorite Carlin routines - I loved his discussion of football, which had me peeing my pants, and staining the sofa - and mine was his one man radio station:
"H Bombs rain on Moscow and Washington!!! - millions die in nuclear holocaust!!! - these and other stories in a moment; but first a word from our sponsor......"
"Have you tried the new Prest Toothpaste? Surveys at high schools across the country show that although Prest does not prevent or reduce cavities, 47% of the girls got pregnant,,,,,"
"And now over to Al Sleet, the Hippy-dippy weather man:"
"Que pasa, man? I mean, Que whatcha call your pasa, man? The forecast for tonight - Dark!!!............"
"Back to the news - There was a freak accident at Hastings and Cordoba this afternoon, when a Ford pickup, driven by one freak, slammed into a Volkswagen van carrrying four freaks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
"Last week it was number 120, Today, it's Number One Wth A Bullet, and tomorrow a Golden Oldie. Here's................"
A prayer for all his friends and his family, and for his soul, wherever it might be headed. That place will be better for his arrival, and a helluva lot funnier.
Gordie
He was only 71, and it brings home our own mortality. I keep thinking that I am immortal; but every time someone of about my own age passes on, I stop for a moment, and think - but then I say to myself "Nah."
I'm sure that we all have our favorite Carlin routines - I loved his discussion of football, which had me peeing my pants, and staining the sofa - and mine was his one man radio station:
"H Bombs rain on Moscow and Washington!!! - millions die in nuclear holocaust!!! - these and other stories in a moment; but first a word from our sponsor......"
"Have you tried the new Prest Toothpaste? Surveys at high schools across the country show that although Prest does not prevent or reduce cavities, 47% of the girls got pregnant,,,,,"
"And now over to Al Sleet, the Hippy-dippy weather man:"
"Que pasa, man? I mean, Que whatcha call your pasa, man? The forecast for tonight - Dark!!!............"
"Back to the news - There was a freak accident at Hastings and Cordoba this afternoon, when a Ford pickup, driven by one freak, slammed into a Volkswagen van carrrying four freaks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
"Last week it was number 120, Today, it's Number One Wth A Bullet, and tomorrow a Golden Oldie. Here's................"
A prayer for all his friends and his family, and for his soul, wherever it might be headed. That place will be better for his arrival, and a helluva lot funnier.
Gordie