Post by Mike Powell on Mar 18, 2020 11:03:21 GMT -5
An old one I'm still fond of:
Custer's last words, "Remember men, we take no prisoners!"
A new one to me and, considering the joys of driving I-80, maybe the best Custer joke ever:
Custer gathers the troops at the Divide and says,
"Men, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is the Sioux are encamped nearby and later in the afternoon they'll overrun us, kill us to a man and mutilate our bodies beyond recognition."
Private Snuffy pipes up, "What's the good news, Sir?"
"Well, we don't have to ride across Nebraska again."