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Post by Mike Powell on Mar 18, 2020 10:03:21 GMT -6
An old one I'm still fond of:
Custer's last words, "Remember men, we take no prisoners!"
A new one to me and, considering the joys of driving I-80, maybe the best Custer joke ever:
Custer gathers the troops at the Divide and says,
"Men, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is the Sioux are encamped nearby and later in the afternoon they'll overrun us, kill us to a man and mutilate our bodies beyond recognition."
Private Snuffy pipes up, "What's the good news, Sir?"
"Well, we don't have to ride across Nebraska again."
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Post by herosrest on Apr 11, 2020 17:37:29 GMT -6
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Post by noggy on Apr 15, 2020 7:59:01 GMT -6
If this is taken from your window, I`d strongly recommend to keep up with social distancing, hero. Hope you are safe over there. All the best, Noggy
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Post by walkswounded on Jun 22, 2020 13:42:18 GMT -6
This is an old one, but here goes.
“Custer wore Arrow shirts”.
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Post by logan on Apr 2, 2023 23:02:16 GMT -6
I seem to recall at least two jokes -
My grandfather was killed at Little Bighorn.
Was he in Custer’s 7th Cavalry ?
No. He was a farmer in the next valley and went over to complain about the noise !
The second one was based on one of the versions of Custer’s death -
A person was visiting the Little Bighorn alone when Custer’s ghost appeared. He granted them one question to ask him.
Okay. Will you tell me what happened during the battle ?
Haven’t a clue....I was killed at the river !
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